btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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