I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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