is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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