We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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