absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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