and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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