I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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