I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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