the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
When are your genitals available?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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