he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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