His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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