Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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