she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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