garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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