Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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