Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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