Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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