i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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