I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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