just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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