Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I see more hoeing in ur future
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