Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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