They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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