Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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