Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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