HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
it was like eating out sand paper
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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