return my video game
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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