About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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