So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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