can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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