i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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