She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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