Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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