He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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