I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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