so that wasnt chicken after all
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
My bed smells like the plague
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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