More tranny stories later!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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