I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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