The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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