Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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