My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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