I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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