Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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