Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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