Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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