let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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