I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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