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The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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