Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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