dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Come on in and take your pants off
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