real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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