You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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