what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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