genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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