Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Randomize
