so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
