You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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