Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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